Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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