I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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