guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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