i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you didnt know i had herpes?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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