So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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