There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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