belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
All I want is dick and wine.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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