24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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