i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Come see our sink grown plant.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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