This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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