actually, I'm a sock model
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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