just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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