But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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