Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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