hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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