Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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