he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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