I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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