physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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