You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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