Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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