that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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