May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
handjob tips. give me some.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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