Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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