But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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