I wish i was in the wii world.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
