come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
This house was built for laser tag.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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