State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
high people should be assigned attendants
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Houston, we have a squirter
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
