Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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