i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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