he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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