yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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