She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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