How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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