i wish starbucks made bloody marys
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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