I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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