I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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