she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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