Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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