Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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