Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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