I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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