Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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