when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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