I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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