Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Text me some of your sweat
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