I want to stick my p in your. b.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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