I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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