My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Semen is not good for contacts.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
