Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Pooping to opera.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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